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奀二爺的夢囈
日期:2016/03/16 12:20
留言者:小奀子
網頁:http://小奀子.com/



有那麼一種人,只以自己的想法為道理。
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Re: 奀二爺的夢囈 ( No.2221 )
日期:2007/12/27 22:38
留言者:香蕉駙馬

#2216 初哥休得擺流攤, (表情24) 呢 D 先係 天山堅蓮。

Re: 奀二爺的夢囈 ( No.2222 )
日期:2007/12/27 23:08
留言者:初哥

香字頭人士斗胆在縮縮地方搗亂,散播謠言,引起公眾恐慌,要知道初哥的天山雪蓮仍採自浪峰猴子的花果山,你係咪話立網出假嘢 (表情24) (表情24) (表情23) (表情23) (表情23)

Re: 奀二爺的夢囈 ( No.2223 )
日期:2007/12/28 11:18
留言者:糖 煮
網頁:http://www.perreng.com/

駙 馬 ﹕ 我 D 千 年 冰 花 堅 D 呀 ﹗ (表情29)

Re: 奀二爺的夢囈 ( No.2224 )
日期:2007/12/28 18:18
留言者:vincent

回應 #2207: 請問小奀子, 那麼若果有女人對你不講理, 是否意味著她對你有意思呢? 小弟就經常遇到不講理的女人, 同事, 公共場所, 甚至網友.... (表情23) (表情23) (表情23) (表情23) (表情23) (表情23) (表情23) (表情23) (表情23)

又, 如果有個女人肯同你講道理, 是否等於告訴你你唔可以成為佢個男人, 她祗當你係外面的男人?

(歡笑) (大笑) (大笑)

Re: 奀二爺的夢囈 ( No.2225 )
日期:2007/12/29 00:35
留言者:小奀子

麥嘟嘟同溫臣唔應該係用呢種羅汁諗野 o既人.... (沉思)
"不講理" 只係妳屋企 o既女人對妳千百種特權中之一種........... (表情18)
當一個女人同妳成為一家人之後, 佢就會賦與自己好多好多特權...... (表情25)

Re: 奀二爺的夢囈 ( No.2226 )
日期:2007/12/29 01:01
留言者:特權朱

小奀子、

不必成為你的女人﹐女人本來就有好多特權 (表情30) (表情30) (表情30)

係咪好無奈自己唔係女人呢 (表情34) (表情34) (表情34) (表情23) (表情23) (表情23)

Re: 奀二爺的夢囈 ( No.2227 )
日期:2007/12/29 11:33
留言者:小奀子

小奀子的外文水平........chinglish
請翻譯:
• Why did you get face green green ?
• I am pork chop!
• Do you big me?
• Do you think me didn''t arrive?
• Eight woman, you are good!
• I give you some colour to see.
• Laugh die me.
• she piano piano green go to school.
• Today I was very black son.
• What the ghost are you talk?
• What the water are you?
• Blow water
• The monster of blowing water.
• Blow the chicken.
• You watch the road carefully
• You go to street carefully。
• Are you road?
• What the water are you?
• Do you big me?
• Zebra chops the freinds.
• Do the world.
• What the ghost are you talking about?
• Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
• Do you think I didn't arrive?
• American chinese is not enough.
• The flower in the heart angrily opens .
• You have seeds ,I will give you some colours to see.
• You are good!
• Wear grass.
• I am wearing grass.
• To collect the achievements of a hundred big families.
• You do not have enough classes to talk mathematics with me!
• Measure water.
• A dragon service.
• Not a horse?
• Worship the mountain.
• You're so small air.
• Put you on the table.
• Flower Heart Carrot
• One mountain cannot hide two tigers
• open the door and see the mountain
• they two have a road

Re: 奀二爺的夢囈 ( No.2228 )
日期:2007/12/29 12:13
留言者:哈!好小子

請翻譯..............
• Why did you get face green green ? 做乜面青青?
• I am pork chop ! 。我專斬豬扒! 。
• Do you big me ?大我呀?
• Do you think me didn''t arrive? 喂!係咪當我無到先?
• Eight woman, you are good! 八婆﹐你好o野!
• I give you some colour to see. 俾d 顏色你睇丫拿.
• Laugh die me. 笑死我.
• she piano piano green go to school. 她擒擒青番學.
• Today I was very black son. 今日我好黑仔.
• What the ghost are you talk? 你o係度講乜鬼?
• What the water are you? 喂 你乜誰呀?
• Blow water 吹水
• The monster of blowing water. 吹乜鬼o野水
• Blow the chicken. 吹雞
• You watch the road carefully 睇路呀
• You go to street carefully。 出街小心d。
• Are you road? 有乜路數?
• What the water are you? 喂 你乜誰呀?
• Do you big me? 你係咪大我呀?
• Zebra chops the freinds. 拖馬劈友
• Do the world. 做世界.
• What the ghost are you talking about? 你地講緊乜鬼o野啫?
• Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. 切個頭俾你當櫈坐.
• Do you think I didn't arrive? 係咪當我無到?
• American chinese is not enough. 中文英文都唔掂喎.
• The flower in the heart angrily opens . 心花怒放.
• You have seeds ,I will give you some colours to see. 你有種﹐等我俾d顏色你睇.
• You are good! 你好o野!
• Wear grass. 著草. (走路)
• I am wearing grass. 我走緊佬呀.
• To collect the achievements of a hundred big families.(呢句唔譯啦﹐好黑社會啫)
• You do not have enough classes to talk mathematics with me! 你根本唔夠班同我講數!
• Measure water. 度水(借錢)
• A dragon service. 一條龍服務.
• Not a horse? 唔係係嘛?
• Worship the mountain. 拜山.
• You're so small air. 你好小器.
• Put you on the table. 擺你上枱.
• Flower Heart Carrot 花心蘿蔔
• One mountain cannot hide two tigers 一山不能藏二虎
• open the door and see the mountain 開門見山
• they two have a road 佢兩個有路
(表情23) (表情23) (表情23) (表情23) (表情23) (表情23) (表情23) (表情23)

Re: 奀二爺的夢囈 ( No.2229 )
日期:2007/12/29 11:43
留言者:大 奀 女
網頁:http://www.perreng.com/

• Zebra chops the freinds
• American chinese is not enough
• Wear grass.
• I am wearing grass.

奀 爹 ﹕ 上 面 呢 四 行 譯 唔 出 ﹐ 教 我 呀 ﹗

加 埋 Mountain People Mountain Sea 呢 句 經 典 的 上 去 啦 ﹗

Re: 奀二爺的夢囈 ( No.2230 )
日期:2007/12/29 11:45
留言者:小仙仙

小奀子: 呆應門至灑家.................
no big me,i Blow the chicken,Zebra chops u,no left me Do the world,i Measure tight water,You have seeds, cross water, I no think wearing grass (表情23) (表情23) (表情23)

Re: 奀二爺的夢囈 ( No.2231 )
日期:2007/12/29 12:04
留言者:大 奀 女
網頁:http://www.perreng.com/

朱 兒 ﹕ (好!)

不 過 有 兩 個 我 有 不 同 見 解 ﹕

• they two have a road 佢 兩 個 有 路

• You do not have enough classes to talk mathematics with me! 你根本唔夠班同我講數 !

“斬 豬 扒 ﹐ 吹 雞 ﹐ 著 草 ” 呆 以 前 未 聽 過 (表情19)﹐唔 該 搵 人 好 心 講 我 知 前 兩 句 是 點 解 啦 ﹗ (表情14)

Re: 奀二爺的夢囈 ( No.2232 )
日期:2007/12/29 12:11
留言者:小奀女

大奀女: I am pork chop ! 。呆係豬扒!即係呢件------>

Re: 奀二爺的夢囈 ( No.2233 )
日期:2007/12/29 12:12
留言者:麻瓜朱

大奀女﹐

係喎係喎﹐你譯得重更傳神﹐等我改咗佢先 (好!)

豬扒---時下青年用作形容醜女之用語﹐該是源自鄭秀文一套電影﹐但我忘記名名了。
吹雞---係黑社會用語﹐即召集人馬打架之類。
著草---該是俗話﹐草=鞋﹐即走路-----路作佬音。

Re: 奀二爺的夢囈 ( No.2234 )
日期:2007/12/29 12:21
留言者:大 奀 女
網頁:http://www.perreng.com/

原 來 係 咁 ﹗

呆 冇 睇 唐 片 好 多 好 多 年 喇 ﹐ 所 以 真 的 好 背 。 每 次 睇 都 會 咬 牙 切 齒 ﹐ 忟 ”淨“ 都 史 ﹐ ... (閉嘴)

Re: 奀二爺的夢囈 ( No.2235 )
日期:2007/12/29 12:53
留言者:小奀子







E 呢件係史上至索 o既豬扒..





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• I am pork chop ! 。我係豬扒!
• The monster of blowing water.吹水怪
• Are you road? 你係唔係路呀?
• American chinese is not enough.美中不足
• To collect the achievements of a hundred big families.集百家之大成。

係 People Mountain People Sea
重有 you die your matter, i no eye see
(表情30) (表情30) (表情30)

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